Big Triple Editorial Board:
"If we catch this twerp slammin' our movie again, we'll dunk his flat head in a bucket of slimewater"
Taking the unprecedented step of invoking the newly discovered element "Bullstopium" against its #2 movie reviewer, the Big Triple editorial board put a big hurt on Mr T. B. Gibeht's local movement. Slamming his reactionary mouth to a "duct tape halt", the Nazi-like board took a "take no prisoners" approach. "We'll see if this buffoon can shake off the Bullstopium headache he'll have in the morning", said the board chairman Fetzer Bontrager, "This element is great...it puts the brakes on all kinds of unwanted communications".
Meanwhile, the rest of the blog mob was as silent as a church sanctuary on a weekday at midnight. The spectre of absolute fear plowed deep furrows into almost every brow. All witnessed the silent nuclear energy pent up in a little dab of Bullstopium.
3 comments:
That Fetzer seems to be a man for all seasons.
Occasionally, folks, as you all are aware, we have to bleep out a few seconds of our show to accommodate the human trait of 'speaking our minds, regardless of the circumstances'
Well, this is one of those 15 second delay's.
Thanks for your patience.
Did you about pass out when you figured out the camera self portrait delay was actually 30 seconds and not 10?
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