Take a word, add, subtract, or change one letter, DEFINE it. Leave your entries in comments.
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.
Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.
Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.
Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.
thanks, Washington Post
25 comments:
Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.
Hipatitis: Terminal disease characterized by real cool behavior.
Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.
Decafalon: The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.
Glibido: All talk and no action.
Rambot: Microprocessor driven machine that massacres thousands of bad bots.
Redpublican: Chinese agent secretly infiltrated into John McCain campaign.
Murketing: Selling products and services by giving the customer large quantities of information that has little to do with the product or service.
Operat: Rattatoulli's tenor cousin.
Grantutity: Additional 15% added to public funding when recipient agrees to serve coffee and turnovers at progress review meetings.
Spamk: Punishment for sending junk on the internet. Intended to cause real spain.
Crankberries: Fruit favored by people who complain about fruit.
Spelt: Smink farm product.
Opposeum: Small-brained vermin too stupid to join the main stream.
Mailure: When your credit card payment takes 31 days to get to the office where they assess the $29 penalty.
Hedache: The affliction characterized by loss of a little "A".
Quberculosis: Respiratory ailment caused by tiny office work spaces.
Lioxin: Substance known to kill voter enthusiasm when administered with Lypocrisy.
Demoncrat: A basically good citizen who gives up his soul for the promise of power.
Codservative: Real stinkin' cheap.
Guyser: Sales manager on Monday morning after spending last week at a motivational seminar.
Flogger: Blog commenter who just won't quit beating this dead horse.
(C)riple - Triple after 8 pm.
Driple - Triple after a shower
C-ache - Tummy discomfort after too much birthday food.
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