Friday, March 28, 2008

Triple Dictionary

Take a word, add, subtract, or change one letter, DEFINE it. Leave your entries in comments.

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Bozone: The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.

Cashtration: The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.


thanks, Washington Post

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Anonymous said...

Hipatitis: Terminal disease characterized by real cool behavior.

Anonymous said...

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Anonymous said...

Decafalon: The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

Anonymous said...

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Anonymous said...

Rambot: Microprocessor driven machine that massacres thousands of bad bots.

Ed Slater said...

Redpublican: Chinese agent secretly infiltrated into John McCain campaign.

Anonymous said...

Murketing: Selling products and services by giving the customer large quantities of information that has little to do with the product or service.

Anonymous said...

Operat: Rattatoulli's tenor cousin.

Anonymous said...

Grantutity: Additional 15% added to public funding when recipient agrees to serve coffee and turnovers at progress review meetings.

Anonymous said...

Spamk: Punishment for sending junk on the internet. Intended to cause real spain.

Ed Slater said...

Crankberries: Fruit favored by people who complain about fruit.

Anonymous said...

Spelt: Smink farm product.

Ed Slater said...

Opposeum: Small-brained vermin too stupid to join the main stream.

Ed Slater said...

Mailure: When your credit card payment takes 31 days to get to the office where they assess the $29 penalty.

Anonymous said...

Hedache: The affliction characterized by loss of a little "A".

Anonymous said...

Quberculosis: Respiratory ailment caused by tiny office work spaces.

Ed Slater said...

Lioxin: Substance known to kill voter enthusiasm when administered with Lypocrisy.

Ed Slater said...

Demoncrat: A basically good citizen who gives up his soul for the promise of power.

Anonymous said...

Codservative: Real stinkin' cheap.

Anonymous said...

Guyser: Sales manager on Monday morning after spending last week at a motivational seminar.

Ed Slater said...

Flogger: Blog commenter who just won't quit beating this dead horse.

Anonymous said...

(C)riple - Triple after 8 pm.

Anonymous said...

Driple - Triple after a shower

Anonymous said...

C-ache - Tummy discomfort after too much birthday food.