As I pointed out a couple of posts ago, the other half of the tBt blogging team has willingly (and unlawfully I might add) taken the opportunity to outsource his movie reviewing duties to foreign nationals. I think this is just as bad as moving into an apartment in the russian mob, starving artist section of Oak Park.
I would encourage all of you to sign this petition of sentence on this poor excuse for an employee as follows:
- Reviewer #2 must watch all movies with Jack Black in them. (Completely)
- Reviewer #2 must watch all Johnny Depp movies. (Completely)
- Reviewer #2 must put forth 1/16 of the profits of his side golf club business as a donation to the Crappy Movie Reviewers Anynomous self help group.
3 comments:
I always like a challenge. However, 1/16 of the Ebay profits add up to a minus $50. I'll probably watch some of those movies anyhow. I did have a good time with Nacho Libre.
Either I've been hitting some naturally crappy movies lately, or my discriminator is busted toward the negative terminal. Yeah, there have been some 4-engine bombers flying past my DVD player. I think I'll go watch the Bourne trilogy. That'll cheer up my review machine.
If you disparage Oak Park again, I'm gonna fire up the members of Buzz Cafe's 105 pound neurotic poets' society, and they'll write some really bothersome rhymes that'll scorch your thong. These people mean business. They're verbally menacing when there's a challenge to their wealth redistribution or movie review outsourcing activities. Don't be flippant with my Buzz comrades.
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