Ok, it's been a while since anyone really generated some good comedy on this blog so, again I have to undertake the responsibility again..
So let's play "Books that were never written". The rules are simple, just think of a book title and a corresponding author to match. I'll get you started.
"How to avoid Frostbite" by Miss Inatoe or "Keeping your Floors Clean" by Dustin Cracks. You get the drift.
So hit me with your best shots.
