Work on a transporter device, similar to the one used on Starship Enterprise will begin immediately, Gore Science Now Inc. spokesman Rippon "Blaster" Wayley said today. "This electro-mechanical/radio transmission device should make the trip to infinity faster and more comfortable, and we're positive it will work as advertised". The transporter has been pitched in the highest venture capital circles by it's inventor, Al Gore. Gore is known world wide for inventing leading edge technology. "This will be a cinch since I'm the same guy who learned how to get the Internet configured", he said.
With interest in wrestling with Global Warming waning, Gore is undertaking this new crucial project. "Let's wrestle with the Infinity thing", he told attendees at the Tourism of Tomorrow conference in Madison, Wisconsin. In his concluding remarks, Gore said: "Infinity is way out there, and we need to get started now. Pretend you're the crew, and I'm Captain Kirk."
3 comments:
I suppose we should "dig deep" to fund this &^% $3@@** fraud.
Is the trip becoming cheaper, or is the value going up?
All the more reason to back him for another run at the presidency. Imagine the possibilities.
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