Thursday, December 25, 2008

Chapter headings in my 2008 job journal


  • Gitmo adopts proven "jump seat torture"
  • Chapin Ladies Bird Watching Society spots weasels
  • Longest roughest dirt driveway in America
  • Tomato pickers may apply
  • One thousand domestic dogs per day
  • Aleve, the deliveryman's friend
  • America's memory master
  • Shortcut from 132 to 136
  • Life stories in granny gear
  • Popping the champaign

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

If I remember correctly, the longest, roughest, dirt driveway in America led to the nudist camp. Am I correct in saying that?

Anonymous said...

It's hard to believe that the two geniuses who put this blog together and provide intuitive, driving commentary are both now un employed. Does that tell us anything about today's society?

Anonymous said...

Here's what it says about society, Igotus...

Apparently the world is not in need of 65 year old UPS guys and 41 year old computer engineers who wnat to rule the world.

The Doctor said...

Apparently we have been blessed with two members of the Jobus family this evening.
Igotus and Ihadus.

Welcome aboard.

Ed Slater said...

Wouldn't it be fate if we both got new careers in some "fast paced upwardly mobile tech-centric wheels on the ground goober" job?

Ed Slater said...

The other 424,999 UPS employees are delivering packages today from Christmas givers who procrastinated two weeks too long.