To enter our contest, add a comment with your best answer to this..What is the common thread?
1. A Jack-Knifed semi in Ohio...
2. A newly divorced guy in Alabama...
3. A tornado rushing through Oklahoma...
Winner: NOBODY Answer: All three situations result in the loss of a trailer!
23 comments:
They all start with "A"
The all end in "..."
"Each uses 77% of the vowel family"
None of them use an x,y or z !!
Actually, Big Dummy, I believe that in #2, the word newly actually uses the letter y.
Sorry. You have been disqualified.
If you rearrange all the letters in the three statements you can form the poem...
Doolie lost his semi Jacks
Fell right through all the cracks
Jumped a freighter
To the equator
Mailed himself home via FedEx
...Next Day Air
Jeez that was bad
All three states wanted to seceed after kumquats were prohibited from live circus shows.
These are quips rejected by Fletch producer Arnie Fick during the third day of shooting
Each of these sayings takes the same number of thumb strokes when texting on an LG6620 "purple hog" cellphone.
Substituting each letter for the morse code equivalent, you get a string of dots and dashes that rearranged, say "Why do your shoes have a pound of pine straw stickin' to the bottom?"
George W Bush is responsible for all these catastrophes
My wife called in all these news stories to the WFAB newsroom to get the fifty bucks
These were stories reported by CNN to divert attention from Sarah Palin's September acceptance speech
When played backwards and upside down these three line form the first verse of Snoop Doggy Dog's rant song about orphanage soup
Cut the crap and give us a good movie review
They all spell diahrea for the poor guy in the drivers seat
did I win yet?
Am I related to the Alabama guy?
Were they hauling cheese in that semi?
Tornado, hurricane, cyclone, hailstorm. What else would a divorced guy get hit by? A mad chick? A chick mad about the wimpy cheese on the Papa John?
When will the Big Triple Team decide on the winner? After the big WWF smackdown?
Take your best shot, you weak thin crust cheese only pizza. You got nada.
Again, another post on the BIG triple not worth waiting for.
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