Monday, October 27, 2008

Movie Review....Max Paine




(1). In what recent movie was the lighting man out sick during shooting?
(2). What's in the little medicine bottles?
(3). Was the dialogue written by a deranged 6th grade student during health class?
(4). Was the audio man out sick during shooting?
(5). Did everyone leave the theater after 46 minutes like I did?
(6). If a movie stinks, will you also give it a zero?
(7). Would a 13 year old high school Valkyrie Vampire wear black eye-shadow and leather bat wings when attending this movie?
(8). Did the film make you think it was written on the fly, shot in 4 days and titled in five seconds?
(9). This film is filed under "D" for dud.

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