Fetz, you dimwit, this is a computer. It's not a Roumanian tractor. You and those other obscure weird music goofballs drive me crazy. Don't you have to kill grubs or something?
When I'm out on the lanai I want a notebook that goes for hours without being plugged in. I think the Air Mac is the computer for me. These Dells just don't weigh enough. The screen looks small. I think the wind would blow it away.
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Reminds me of a crusty old Inspiron 1150
How big does the tree need to be?
Wasn't that name already taken by the periodic table or something? Why the balloons?
Would this cut my hand if I tried to carry it without the manila folder? My hands are sensitive now that I have to wash the dishes.
Is there a rope
If I carry this on a commercial airplane, will they give me a cut on my baggage charge?
My last computer had an 8-track player. Can I get one of these with an 8-track? I like the Leon Redbone Greatest Hits tape.
Fetz, you dimwit, this is a computer. It's not a Roumanian tractor. You and those other obscure weird music goofballs drive me crazy. Don't you have to kill grubs or something?
When I'm out on the lanai I want a notebook that goes for hours without being plugged in. I think the Air Mac is the computer for me. These Dells just don't weigh enough. The screen looks small. I think the wind would blow it away.
I like it. But, when I Mapquest the Computer-a-Thon sales barn, I get directions to a neighborhood near a big WalMart. Is this a trick?
I'm gonna wait for the Dell Nitrogen or the Dell Mustard Gas.
I don't need no Helium. I've got an I-phone.
Boss, is that you, Bruce Springsteen? If it is, call me at 1-800-jerkweed.
Why didn't I hear about this one? What kind of warrany did I promise? Why didn't I get the first one off the line? Does this guy Fetz work for us?
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