GREEN FOR OUR COUNTRY (and with envy)...
Ok, so my blogging counterpart has fallen into a rut trying to push his party politics (whatever those may be) into the mainstream, so he has used a tactic called transversal. This tactic has been used by many other right wing followers and here's how it works.
During the debate (whatever the topic shall be) if a person gets cornered, sees the end coming or just cannot come up with anymore manure to throw at the other side he stands up and stares at the opposing teams captain. The rioting crowd silences as he looks at the other teams leader and says: "Oh really? Well who would YOU pick as Obama's running mate?"
Then, much like a tennis match, the entire crowd all turn their head at the same time to me waiting for the answer.
So, here it is. My Vice Presidential Candidate top 5 list.
5. Rush Limbaugh: Before you freak out, think about James Carville and Mary Matalin in the same room.
4. Dick Cheney: If we ever need anyone shot under normal circumstances
3. Jeff Vader: YouTube it.
2. Michelle Obama. Hey they're gonna live in the same house anyway. I guess I can't do that though because she will be my new secretary of state.
But seriously, my candidate would be: Al Gore. Wouldn't it be nice to not drill for oil in Alaska AND have renewable energy powered cars by 2020?
I regret posting this message as yahoo's from around the world gear up for 'comment wars'
BRING em ON !
9 comments:
I'm big on the tree. We could sinter him down to the last ash if he's on the ticket. Oh...this was a trick suggestion. You knew I'd walk a mile to get a comment in the record for the tree (wimp oak, sour nut, weeping victim willow, thorny pricket, rusty ironwood, poison greenwood, knobby dripstick). Well, it worked. Thanks.
I'd suggest always having enough manure. Organic.
There's still time for the DNC to wise up to the fact that nailing down a VP will make the need for a party convention totally unnecessary. Let's see what the geniuses do with that.
Having Rush Limbaugh on the ticket would insure victory. That would be the most interesting term of office ever. Rush could entertain the Free World with parodies and Gorbasms right from the White House briefing. Yes, this is my choice.
What about Senator Palpatine? Now, there's a politician.
Quote for today: Your problem is not global warming. Your problem is that you're nuts.
There are few yahoos from around the world who will vote for Dick Cheney. Dick is a genius at certain tasks, but he's not renowned for being an all around presidential (or vice) guy. The big thing about Cheney is that he has a lot of self confidence, and he doesn't make juvy responses to the idiots who attack him.
I'm not too big on drilling for oil. I think the tree should be able to use fifty times the average energy at his mansion. What I'm critical of is the intentional falsehood created by the tree's environmental idiocy and his movie. The Nobel Peace prize didn't help, either.
Man oh man, get government out of the way and let supply and demand work. Everything will find a balance by itself. Let's have a VP who will get out of the way. I think Michelle Obama would get out of the way just fine.
She's not a control freak, is she?
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