Wednesday, July 23, 2008

New from National Public Radio

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

How about a phrase or two from Hors Sespatute?

Anonymous said...

Elpirt looks a lot like my old Lego buddy, Ole Christensen. After inventing the Lego, Ole set out to discover a new element, too. He said he wanted it to be an atom smaller than nitrogen, so he could put lots of them in a jar. Well, Ole never quite made it, but his nephew, Sven, set the Jutland all time record for the low hurdles.

Was it a Jutlander that discovered this Bullstopium?

Ed Slater said...

Torre, I'm going to count to ten, and you'd better be halfway to Jutland.

Anonymous said...

I hope Elpirt says he wants a vice president who doesn't yet have the "nothing" package. Then, the nominee could look forward to the vice presidency and the same treatment Pull My Reins got. A twofer.