Thursday, May 15, 2008

Spring Softball Stats...


Triple's Spring Softball Stats
-- GAMESABRUNSBB1B2B3BHRRBISFAVGOBA
Clark71911900030.500.526

Just trying to provide the most useful, useless information to our loyal readers.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

The Cubs are looking for you. Can you hit a little baseball that good?

Anonymous said...

Knock the mud off your spikes
and stand up tall
Crowd in to the plate
A-bomb the ball

Warm up a little
watch the horsehide kick
see the fielders run
when you swing the stick

See the fielders run
watch them sprint and dive
It's a picnic of fun
when you hit a line drive

Crossing the plate
rolling the dice
score one more run and
make the chicks look twice

Anonymous said...

There's a poet throwing up little bits of hummus and white wine right now.

Anonymous said...

Softball is a game for professionals who want to blow off some steam. What is hummus? Puke?