WANTED: Dr. SCARPACCI.T.B esq, phd, mba, ncaa, huh, duh, $$$, guy
ALIASES: Don Ho, The Big, Dad, Future Hall of Famer, N8566A, AJ4S, Dr. Babbar, Harry S. Truman, Mr. Scholarship Winner, Spaulding, Slap, Happy, Pappy, Grandpa, Al Gore, Mrs. Butterworth, Bill Clinton's Father, Barbara Bush.
OCCUPATIONS OF RECORD: Democrat, Republican, Independent, Green Party Member, Enginner, Pilot, Mensa Repsresentative, Maintenance Technician, Chore Man, Simple Task Man, Unheard response man, Certificate bearer, Blogger, Hilliary Clinton Staff Advisor. (etc.)
LOCATION DATA: If you have seen this man, please leave a comment here as we attempt to track his whereabouts across the country. (We need movement data to add to our 'AARP roaming aimlessly database')
CONSIDERED: Farmed and Hillarious.
ALIASES: Don Ho, The Big, Dad, Future Hall of Famer, N8566A, AJ4S, Dr. Babbar, Harry S. Truman, Mr. Scholarship Winner, Spaulding, Slap, Happy, Pappy, Grandpa, Al Gore, Mrs. Butterworth, Bill Clinton's Father, Barbara Bush.
OCCUPATIONS OF RECORD: Democrat, Republican, Independent, Green Party Member, Enginner, Pilot, Mensa Repsresentative, Maintenance Technician, Chore Man, Simple Task Man, Unheard response man, Certificate bearer, Blogger, Hilliary Clinton Staff Advisor. (etc.)
LOCATION DATA: If you have seen this man, please leave a comment here as we attempt to track his whereabouts across the country. (We need movement data to add to our 'AARP roaming aimlessly database')
CONSIDERED: Farmed and Hillarious.
18 comments:
Currently, there is a possiblity that the location of this suspect is: in or around the Columbia, South Carolina area.
My wife and I saw this turkey in a WalMart today. We believe he was reading a National Lampoon article about big box stores.
Those beady eyes remind me of my mother in law. She's the top points dog on the mechanical bull at Gilly's.
Under a rock
This coot looks cool
It's an obvious fact
that he's not a fool.
Can he put on an act
Or sing on key?
Can he score up some bucks
on Jeopardy?
Is this hunt for the guy
worth a hunnert or three
in re-ward jack
to sing kerry oh kee?
I'd turn him in
I'd drop a thin dime
If I thought this kook
committed a crime.
But it looks to me
after sizin' this chap
that he's a straight shootin' dude
with a big bad rap
Oh, my good gracious gobs of goofy gibberish!
Talk about bad rap!
Hey Slap_tracker...are you that guy on TV who told me it wasn't gonna rain last night?
I seen him on a poster. or a label. Lite beer.
He looks like he has the gums of a 39 year old. Been datin' flossie?
How about a movie review on "What's Eating Gilbert Grape?"
See Arizona Highway Patrol log from April 28. Key word "road rash"
I think this chap is in the tank with the Nobel Peace Prize committee. Gotta be true. I googled Al Gore, and this Scarpacci name came up under BIG FAT LIARs in the Green Scam.
On the GPS, this guy is probably at 5 west longitude and 10 north latitude. 5 and 10. Oh...wait! That was the store I saw him coming out of.
I think he looks good.
We saw him last night in Kaanapali at the hard rock cafe inpersonating Don Ho
Today Don Ho was a high of 82 degrees and a low of 68 degrees. Try to impersonate a guy like that. Sing "Tiny Bubbles" from the mausoleum.
Does this cat pull in the blue hairs for the early bird luau?
Has he been mobbed by octagenarians riding scooters on Honoapiilani hwy?
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