This is what the movie poster should be like. The real movie poster is a fake image intended to fool people into renting what they think is an action movie. Or, the real poster should be a picture of some dummy like me paying 5 bucks to rent the DVD. This movie was made by idiots for idiots. I watched it for 20 seconds. Then, I fast forwarded it to the computer generated part, where I realized the computer generated part was generated by idiots. The actors may be pretty good actors, but this 4th grade effort does not bring out any talent or skill. The author is an idiot I believe to secretly be a neurotic housewife on Prozac and Lithium chloride poppers. The director seems to be an idiot selected by his wealthy uncle to lead this film crew into the history books as the largest collection of idiots to ever make a film. Why Blockbuster has this DVD on its shelves is a mystery. I don't think many idiots go into Blockbuster, but I did. The director is now on my list of fellow idiots.
I rented this movie because I liked the one named "Transformers". It seemed that "Transmorphers" might be similar. I must be an idiot.
Transmorphers is the biggest dud I have ever seen. If you go see Transmorphers, I'll come over to your house and perform the Lobotomy myself. That will improve your IQ.
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Al Gore loved it. He bought several copies and presented them to friends in a boxed set along with his "An Inconvenient Truth" and "The Monster that Devoured Cleveland" (director's cut edition that had Dennis Kucinich in a cameo role.)
slyfox
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