So a horse goes into a bar. The bartenders says "Why does your breath smell like helium"? The horse replies "Ooo soo geeva rice horse a beeg break, soobi yatchi. Gimme a triple Saki.
note to the administrator: please delete Farn's comment and make him check his gun at the door in the future. There are some dangerous commenters running around loose.
I am your conscience. I call frequently, but you must have forgotten to add more minutes. If you receive this, send me a brief note. We need to correspond now and then. Not just at Christmas.
When I came out of the Social Security office, I saw your comment generator on the bulletin board. Where is my electricity? Where is my toupee? Don't tell me I left it at the 7-11 again.
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Helium...is that the stuff I can suck in and then talk like I'm from Japan?
Looks like there have been two hundred and five million members who joined up since Doc. Hey, Doc, are you NAEC number 000000001?
So a horse goes into a bar. The bartenders says "Why does your breath smell like helium"? The horse replies "Ooo soo geeva rice horse a beeg break, soobi yatchi. Gimme a triple Saki.
This Element has a real set of Neutrons.
Nifty, but you need to incorporate the box or side view with doors open.
Fellow E owner
I'd have called it the #1-She Club. A club for gals who like jewelry parties.
Last night I took my magnesium pill so my legs wouldn't ache. Does that make me an Element lover?
note to the administrator: please delete Farn's comment and make him check his gun at the door in the future. There are some dangerous commenters running around loose.
I'd like to request a section on "the best unwritten comment of 2009". That ought to keep these people in a loop for a while.
I am your conscience. I call frequently, but you must have forgotten to add more minutes. If you receive this, send me a brief note. We need to correspond now and then. Not just at Christmas.
When I came out of the Social Security office, I saw your comment generator on the bulletin board. Where is my electricity? Where is my toupee? Don't tell me I left it at the 7-11 again.
That's the problem with those Comment Generators with the embedded RND command.
How is a Honda Element like a walleyed pike that's too big to get up through the hole in the ice fishing shanty?
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