Wednesday, June 25, 2008

How to create a (you fill in the blank)_____________

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

A Liberal?

Anonymous said...

I had a distant relative who used this as her child training guide. The son was put in prison for murder, and he committed suicide.

Anonymous said...

Then, who can you blame?

Anonymous said...

This kind of stuff makes me uneasy. Why post it?

Anonymous said...

If he wants his first car to be a van, then watch out.

Anonymous said...

Should I give back all this monie and ecucation? Can I trade this car for something more zippy?

Anonymous said...

What if you don't get caught?

Anonymous said...

Gotta choose. Freedom or tough love. I really think the freedom part is a load of crap. It really messed up a kid I went to school with. If I think about it, I'll bet I can think of more than one.

Anonymous said...

I'd fill in "Loser".

Anonymous said...

What right does the Presbyterian Journal have coming up with invasive dictatorial tripe like this? This is America, isn't it? Those Presbyterians just want to control averybody. It looks like the Mormons wrote this for the Presbyterians. All those Christians probably got together and wrote this, too. Just give me the 60's, when you could let go. So long as your mom and dad would send the check every week. And, you could buy a darn good fake report card then, too.

Anonymous said...

I hope lots of comments come in on this list.

Ed Slater said...

Hey, Trip...what say you?

Anonymous said...

I want all the teachers and administrators to read this. Then, they will need to take a final exam in the morning. Gotta get at least 70% to keep their jobs. There'll be an essay Q, too. Now, where's my red pencil?

Anonymous said...

How about Rodney King? Who you kiddin'?

Ed Slater said...

Will this go into the "genius" category? Or, politics?

Anonymous said...

Lego that thought for about a minute two-ninety-eight. Put it in the Lego category.

Anonymous said...

What about "be prepared"? and "do a good turn daily".

Anonymous said...

When I solved that math problem, I knew I'd get nothing. Glory be. I got it. Next time, gotta throw in a little tungsten carbide.

Anonymous said...

This is one smooth way to get my parents to feel guilty. But, it's a new century. So, I don't care. Let 'em cry. Just so they won't stop sending the checks.

Anonymous said...

Did you steal this from http://edncdaily.blogspot.com ?

Anonymous said...

These posts that force the reader to make a choice are a bit on the edge. Was the poster looking for a specific answer to prove a point, or is he tallying the nouns and verbs in each comment to see if there is a predictable outcome?

Not sure.

I will pass on answering and throwing wood on another religious war.

Anonymous said...

Didn't think about tallying the nouns and verbs. Put the third power of the future perfect subjunctive in your corncob pipe and light it with a railroad flare. A few puffs and a little crusade wouldn't hurt.

By the way, toe loop, I love this blog. Give it a 10 for the long program.

Anonymous said...

I always like that big spray of lillys and gardenias after nailing the tough jumps. Gotta go sharpen my skates.

Anonymous said...

This morning the sun came up and I didn't get ostracized from the blogosphere. Think I'll try a figure eight.

Anonymous said...

I knew this guy. Sounds like the puckster...the lucky stable valet makin' two ninety eight. Wiggled out of the muck and went straight to a little cottage on the edge of the peat. If you've been drinkin' as much tea as he has, you'd want these thirteen points silk screened above your American Standard. Or, get a tatoo with the big 13 and a thumbnail picture of Ted Underhill. Show it off down at the barber shop. See Floyd, and tell him to give himself a twenty dollar tip.